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DannyPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:15
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EdPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:18
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lol do you know how many times they have claimed Noah's Ark has been found?

And why say "atheists"? Plenty of Christians recognise Creationism and especially YECism is a pile of crap. Why do Creationists have to use this false duality between Christians and atheists?

Regarding the article:

http://www.gpexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nohler.jpg</p>

I am guessing this article may be a joke.

Danny.. you knew this was a joke, right? Be honest.

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MuertosPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:26
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"Hakan Osmanoglu, the team leader and professor at Istanbul University said they have also found a general arrangement plan showing 2 master bedroms, 6 guest rooms, a flybridge jacuzzi, a large galley, sauna and a theatre located in the decks of the ark."

Danny, please provide us with the Bible verse that mentions Noah's flybridge jacuzzi on board the Ark.

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SkyPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:26
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He also added surprisingly that they have made an interesting discovery too, a marine engine label showing the power as 1347 hp, which is the exact number of horses they have counted in the ruins.

Hakan Osmanoglu, the team leader and professor at Istanbul University said they have also found a general arrangement plan showing 2 master bedroms, 6 guest rooms, a flybridge jacuzzi, a large galley, sauna and a theatre located in the decks of the ark.

Damn, that sounds like one bad ass ark.

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DannyPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:27
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APRIL FOOLS!

HA!

GOT

YOU

GUYS!

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:34
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It's April 27th, a little late.

I thought it was going to be about this:

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/27/noahs-ark-found-turkey-ararat/

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SkyPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:35
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For a minute I really thought that Noah used to kick back in his jacuzzi while speeding around in his custom 1347 horsepower ark. Boy is my face red.

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DannyPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:38
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"It's April 27th, a little late."

Now, who falls for a April Fools Joke on the 1st?

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:40
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Good point, Danny.

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EdPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 19:41
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Wow.

You could have just admitted you didn't read the article Danny.

Lame.

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Sil the ShillPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 21:53
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I'm not buying the belated April Fool's joke for one minute. Also, the rest of that website has some pretty lol worthy articles... I'm thinking it might be like an Onion type of website.

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 22:15
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Sil the ShillPosted: Apr 27, 2010 - 23:01
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My eyes hurt looking at it, so it must be filled with THE TROOF.

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sorryPosted: Apr 28, 2010 - 07:44
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I'm guessing Danny realized it's a joke and is trying to cover up his mistake?

Oddly, there were a number of other articles he could have referenced, considering Noah's Ark is currently "trending" on Yahoo news. *rolls eyes*

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anticultistPosted: Apr 28, 2010 - 08:48
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Look guys, I updated my site:

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=1&music=5&url=conspiracyscience.com

hahaha genius !!!

By the way Danny you are fooling noone but yourself, you believed it just admit it man.

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Sil the ShillPosted: Apr 28, 2010 - 14:25
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Perhaps this will make Danny look more into an article next time before blindly believing it just because it agrees with his worldview. One can dream.

Edit:

From their about section:

>>"Articles posted on this website contains ficticious content. The aim of gpexaminer.com is to take people’s attentions on serious issues using exeggerations and possible scenarios."

Yes, they misspelled both those words.

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