Skeptic Project

One example of this is that before man had been to outer-space or sent satellites there, the aliens would claim to be from planets such as Jupiter in our solar system. As time went on and man learned more about our planets-realizing that no one could live on such a planet of gas-the aliens changed their story. Now they claim to be from other solar systems and star clusters such as Andromeda and Pleiades etc.

Interesting. They actually tried to justify their own "moving the goal posts." Rather than cede a completely erroneous scientific view of the universe, it was the aliens who were lying. Flawless logic.

5. Alien abductions are stopped by invoking the name of Jesus.

What about garlic or running water? Wait, are vampires not the same thing as aliens?

Aliens bring ideas that man needs to unite worldwide for a new era of conscienceness.
This uniting involves being told to get ready for their leader (Antichrist?) and to forget about one's religion, which will make way for a one world religion/government.

NWO Vampire Aliens. This has to be the truth.

Aliens often times contact "newagers" and occultists.
This is not always the case as there are all walks of life that have been contacted by "aliens". However, it is my position that these "space brothers" are not too interested in contacting Christians, and for one obvious reason.

Because Christians always pack heat? I.E Garlic, the Bible, and the name of Christ. I wouldn't abduct someone who has my kryptonite either.

Aliens often times emit horrible odors, such as sulfur.
Some call it the stench of Hell.

This one is just plain rude. My mom told me its best to ignore people who fart rather than tell them they have the "stench of hell."

Dear Jesus, please don't let aliens abduct me again. Lest we forget the idea of "fallen angels," is a huge contradiction arising from the middle ages.