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anticultist | Posted: Jan 03, 2011 - 17:16 |
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![]() Brainwashing you for money Level: 15 CS Original | here:
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AKBastard | Posted: Jan 03, 2011 - 17:35 |
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![]() Level: 5 CS Original | Hey, guess what guys! I've had a time machine in my garage this whole time. It can take me to any location, any time period, lets me fly, makes me invisible, invincible, it has laser cannons even better than Judy Woods', and even gives me a blow job on demand. Oh, but...no. You can't come over and see it. No, I won't take any photos of it. No, I won't go to the media, or James Randi. I don't have to prove shit to you. It's just for me to use for the betterment of humanity (and to get off.) Now I'm gonna go back in time and stop FDR from passing the New Deal. Just because Matt called me a wingnut. Later. | |||||
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Muertos | Posted: Jan 03, 2011 - 17:56 |
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![]() Paid Disinformation Blogger Level: 14 CS Original | Remember what Whitley Strieber said (quoted on my blog), that maintaining "denial" of these extraordinary abilities is violating the laws of morality, especially when they are an impediment to contact. | |||||
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anticultist | Posted: Jan 03, 2011 - 18:28 |
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![]() Brainwashing you for money Level: 15 CS Original | Oh I guess we should just believe this douchebag can do super long jumps..I mean fly and stand still and silent for hours...I mean turn invisible without any evidence whatsoever. Also I guess we need to accept all his other superpowers without question, this guy is a veritable superhuman created by gods it seems, how fortunate of me to bump into him on the internet. | |||||
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domokato | Posted: Jan 04, 2011 - 15:27 |
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![]() Level: 4 CS Original | When I jump I feel weightless too, I don't know about you guys. And I can turn invisible by dressing in all black and not making any sounds too. How else am I supposed to assassinate ancient Japanese noblemen? | |||||
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