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Wolf BirdPosted: Oct 02, 2011 - 13:40

I shoot you dead.

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I guess this is what happens when you combine UFOlogy/belief in aliens with Christian fundamentalism.
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Kaiser FalknerPosted: Oct 02, 2011 - 14:03


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One example of this is that before man had been to outer-space or sent satellites there, the aliens would claim to be from planets such as Jupiter in our solar system. As time went on and man learned more about our planets-realizing that no one could live on such a planet of gas-the aliens changed their story. Now they claim to be from other solar systems and star clusters such as Andromeda and Pleiades etc.

Interesting. They actually tried to justify their own "moving the goal posts." Rather than cede a completely erroneous scientific view of the universe, it was the aliens who were lying. Flawless logic.

5. Alien abductions are stopped by invoking the name of Jesus.

What about garlic or running water? Wait, are vampires not the same thing as aliens?

Aliens bring ideas that man needs to unite worldwide for a new era of conscienceness.
This uniting involves being told to get ready for their leader (Antichrist?) and to forget about one's religion, which will make way for a one world religion/government.

NWO Vampire Aliens. This has to be the truth.

Aliens often times contact "newagers" and occultists.
This is not always the case as there are all walks of life that have been contacted by "aliens". However, it is my position that these "space brothers" are not too interested in contacting Christians, and for one obvious reason.

Because Christians always pack heat? I.E Garlic, the Bible, and the name of Christ. I wouldn't abduct someone who has my kryptonite either.

Aliens often times emit horrible odors, such as sulfur.
Some call it the stench of Hell.

This one is just plain rude. My mom told me its best to ignore people who fart rather than tell them they have the "stench of hell."
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PathfinderPosted: Oct 02, 2011 - 21:33

This apple is your CT. Princess Luna represents logic.

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Cringeworthy, but this one I have to comment on:

"4. Aliens are said to be so advanced, and from so far away, yet they seem to need us for their survival.
There are various accounts of aliens taking tissue samples (for cloning?) and impregnating women, hence the entities known as Incubus and Succubus."

So, using that logic, when Captain James T. Kirk slept with green alien women, he was doing it to propagate the survival of the human race and NOT because he had a raging hard-on?

Star Trek LIES!
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The Real RoxettePosted: Oct 03, 2011 - 05:49

There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain.

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Dear Jesus, please don't let aliens abduct me again. Lest we forget the idea of "fallen angels," is a huge contradiction arising from the middle ages.
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